The Principality of Slut From the Vault is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.052 billion Slut From the Vaultians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The Slut From the Vaultian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Vaults a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,039 Vaults, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, organ donation is compulsory, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slut From the Vault's national animal is the Vault.

Slut From the Vault is ranked 75,541^st in the world and 1,653^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.